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Funny Jokes
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you
began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
_______________Another Joke_____________
Lawyer Humor A young attorney who had taken over his father's practice
rushed home elated one night.
"Dad, listen," he shouted, "I've finally settled that old McKinney suit."
"Settled it!" cried his astonished father. "Why, you idiot!
We have been living off of that money for five years!"
__________________________Another Joke_______________________________
A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this,
the wife wants him to quit;
she gets two shot glasses, filling one with water and the other with whiskey.
After getting him to the table that had the glasses, she brings his bait box. She says "
I want you to see this." She puts a worm in the water it, and it swims around.
She puts a worm in the whiskey, and the worm dies immediately. She then says,
feeling that she has made her point clear,
"what do you have to say about this experiment?"
He responds by saying:
"If I drink whiskey, I won't get worms!"
____________________________Another Joke_________________________________
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him to take at least some of his considerable wealth with him. He called for the three men he trusted most--
his lawyer, his doctor, and his clergyman. He told them,
"I'm going to give you each $30,000 in cash before I die. At my funeral, I want you to place the money in my coffin so that I can try to take it with me."
his lawyer, his doctor, and his clergyman. He told them,
"I'm going to give you each $30,000 in cash before I die. At my funeral, I want you to place the money in my coffin so that I can try to take it with me."
All three agreed to do this and were given the money.
At the funeral, each approached the coffin in turn and placed an envelope inside.
At the funeral, each approached the coffin in turn and placed an envelope inside.
While riding in the limousine back from the cemetery,
the clergyman said, "I have to confess something to you fellows. Brother Smith was a good churchman all his life, and I know he would have wanted me to do this. The church needed a new baptistery very badly, and I took $10,000 of the money he gave me and bought one. I only put $20,000 in the coffin."
the clergyman said, "I have to confess something to you fellows. Brother Smith was a good churchman all his life, and I know he would have wanted me to do this. The church needed a new baptistery very badly, and I took $10,000 of the money he gave me and bought one. I only put $20,000 in the coffin."
The physician then said, "Well, since we're confiding in one another, I might as well tell you that I didn't put the full $30,000 in the coffin either. Smith had a disease that could have been diagnosed sooner if I had this very new machine, but the machine cost $20,000 and I couldn't afford it then. I used $20,000 of the money to buy the machine so that I might be able to save another patient. I know that Smith would have wanted me to do that."
The lawyer then said, "I'm ashamed of both of you.
When I put my envelope into that coffin, it held my personal check for the full $30,000."
When I put my envelope into that coffin, it held my personal check for the full $30,000."